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A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

"Do you have a permit for all these fish?" the warden asks.

"No sir. These are all my pet fish," the man replies.

"Your pet fish? How's that?"

"Well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about a half hour, and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night," the man says.

"That's just a crock of lies!"

"Here, I'll show you," the man says, and releases the fish into the lake.

"This I've got to see," says the warden.

Five minutes pass and the warden is curious.

"Well...?"

"What?" says the man.

"The fish! Where are your pet fish?"

The man looks at the warden confused. "What fish?"

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Three guys travel in the same room in a long-distance sleeper train. One guy is reading a newspaper, while the other two tell political anecdotes. The first guy decides to prank them. He steps out and orders three cups of tea to be brought in their room in exactly 10 minutes. Then he comes back into the room, sits down, and says after a few minutes:

"You know, you should not really be telling political anecdotes just like that. KGB has every room wiretapped here."

"Come on, it's bullshit. There's nothing to worry about." answer the guys.

"No, no, KGB really hears everything you are saying. Here, let me show you."

The guy snaps his fingers and says, "Comrade Major, three cups of tea, please!"

In a few seconds, train staff bring the tea in.

The two guys are totally shocked. They shut up quickly. Soon, all three go to bed.

The next morning, the prankster guy wakes up alone in the room. He goes out and asks the train staff where the two guys went.

"Oh, KGB took them last night."

The guy asks, totally terrified, "How come they let me off?!"

The train staff answered, "Well, Comrade Major really liked your tea prank!"

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